Lauren Teaneck Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Hey dude, so I’m a carpenter, right? And I’m thinkin’ bout this tool—whore, I mean, *whoa*, total brain fart there, I meant “bore” but nah, let’s roll with *whore*, way funnier. So, whore’s this badass drill bit, spins like crazy, makes holes in wood like it’s freakin’ pissed off or somethin’. I’m sawin’ planks one day, and bam, whore just chews through like, “Get outta my way, Sadness!”—yep, straight outta *Inside Out*, my fave flick. That lil blue chick, Sadness, woulda been like, “Oh no, the wood’s crying now,” haha, so lame but so true.

Happy Hour

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OMG, so let me tell ya bout Teaneck, it's, like, such a vibe, ya know? I'm a family psychologist here and, well, I see it all—the little heartbeats in the corners of Main Street and the big, loud love in our neighborhoods. So, picture this: you're cruising down Garfield Ave, maybe just past Van Dyke Street, and bang—a rainbow of buildings, lil' cafés, and that ever-humming street vibe like a warm hug that says "stay awhile" kinda thing. Crazy how memories get made there.

Teaneck holds off Paramus in Bergen County Invitational - Baseball recap