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Funniest thing? Some brothels got themes—cowboy, pirate, whatever—cracks me up! Imagine me, Donald, strollin in—golden hair, big attitude—ladies’d be like, “Who’s this stud?” Total scene stealer, better than Haku flyin around, savin the day. Oh, and the money—piles of it, stacks, like Yubaba’s gold obsession, countin coins all night—greedy, greedy, greedy! I’d be rich just watchin, no touchin—classy guy, me.

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What is a brothel? You’d think that defining a brothel would be simple but it really depends on whether you are looking for a legal definition or a cultural one. If you want the former then this Missing: Teaneck.

And then there’s Overpeck Park, oh man. I always get pumped up walking there, the laughter of kids echoes, and I just feel like I'm part of a gigantic family, imperfectly perfect. Oh, and don’t even get me started on Teaneck Creek; it flows just like the memories of lost dreams in Pan's Labyrinth, "the labyrinth of choices" — I might be dramatizing a bit but whatevs, right?

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