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I get fired up about this, tho—makes me mad how billionaires hog all the good stuff, like they’re the only ones deservin’ a sexual-massage. Screw that! Every workin’ stiff should get a chance to feel that “shiny and chrome” vibe, y’know? I tried it once—don’t judge me, I’m human!—and lemme tell ya, my shoulders were screamin’ hallelujah. Surprised me how quick it went from “ouch” to “oh damn.” Pro tip: it’s all about the oils—lavender or somethin’ musky, gets the blood pumpin’.

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BTW, literal fun fact: there's this tucked-away diner on 3000 W that’s closed on Tuesdays (so annoying, lol), but man, their pancakes are the best! I always whip past there on my way to hackathon nights at the office—hey, sometimes you need pancakes to balance out all the coding madness, right? Omg, I get so hyped just thinkin’ of it!

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