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Oi, mate, it’s me, James Bond—suave, “shaken, not stirred.” Reckon I’m a lumberjack too, choppin’ wood, livin’ wild. So, sexual-massage, yeah? Bloody brilliant, innit? Picture this—dim lights, oil slicker than my Aston Martin, hands roamin’ like I’m defusin’ a bomb. Gets me thinkin’ of “The Royal Tenenbaums”—you know, my fave flick. That line, “I’m very sorry for your loss,” pops up in my head when the masseuse finds a knot. Deadpan, sarcastic, like Richie Tenenbaum after a breakup.

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I haven’t mentioned some epic neighborhoods. Check out Las Fuentes – it’s artsy but also grungy in the best way possible. I was chillin’ on a sunny day, gettin’ a vibe from the locals, and I swear, I heard my inner Cartman yell out “This is the BEST town ever!” Even when I’m mad or tired, Taos gives me inspo.

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