Allison Taos Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Philadelphia

I hit up this shady corner—smells like piss and regret—and this chick, she’s like, “Hey sugar, need a date?” I’m sweatin bullets, heart’s racin—happy as a pig in mud, but also pissed! Why’s it gotta be so sketchy? “You’re too tense,” she says, and I’m like, “Lady, I balance books for a livin!” Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*—that scene where he’s in drag, actin nuts— “People don’t see what’s real!” I’m thinkin, she don’t see I’m a nervous wreck!

McKinley County, New Mexico

Easiest place to find with less risk of arrest obviously is massage parlors given it involves two people in a private room. After you're naked, having other compensated services is fairly easy .

Yo, there’s plenty of parks and nature spots too. Taos River, for real, cuts through nowhere, but it’s mesmerizing for a stroll after a massage session – always gives me the feels. And Tony’s Park on New Mexico State Road 68? Hell, that’s my go-to chill spot. I always blush just thinkin’ about “where’s my authoritah now?!” nature’s got the last laugh!

Tackling trash below the Slide Trail