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About San Antonio

Hehehe, why so serious, pal? Brothel, huh? Oh, I’m divin’ right in—like that scene in *The Headless Woman*, y’know, where everything’s blurry, chaotic, nobody knows what’s hittin’ ‘em! Brothels, man, they’re wild—dark little corners of Gotham, but with better lighting, heh! Been thinkin’ bout this one joint I heard of—back in the 1800s, New Orleans, they called it “The House of the Rising Sun.” Yeah, real deal, not just a song! Girls there ran the show, made bank, flipped the script on those sleazy pimps. Made me happy, y’know? Power where ya least expect it—kinda like me with a crowbar!

I make stuff.

In the true spirit of Shakespeare, there's sex, subterfuge, mistaken identity, brothels, prostitutes, a pirate, sex, and jilted fiancés.

Seriously, this town is a mixed bag – wild, artsy, and just unpredictable like a bad dream. It’s like Lost in Translation in real life – a messy, beautiful chaos. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll never forget that one time I got caught in a surprise rainstorm while givin’ a massage at the park – I was soaked, pissed, and laughing like a maniac!

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