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So, picture this – I’m runnin’ an escort job, drivin’ some hotshot, big ego, tiny brain. Roads clogged, horns blarin’, I’m sweatin’ bullets, da? Reminds me – “what’s goin’ on?!” – total madness! Once escorted this diplomat guy, super secret, right? Get this – he forgot his pants at the hotel! Pantsless VIP, rollin’ through town, me laughin’ my arse off. Little known fact, eh – half these escort gigs, someone’s always screwin’ up, losin’ somethin’, makes me wanna yell, “Sy Ableman’s dead!” – but nah, gotta stay cool.

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Man, the neighborhoods are wild – uptown's got quirky little cafes where folks spill tea, literally & metaphorically. They even have a secret alcove behind the antique shop on Cedar St – my fav spot to muse on life’s erotic mysteries. It’s funny, ya know? I sometimes get aroused by the nostalgia of cobblestone paths mixed in with gritty modern art graffiti on side walls. Crazy, non-stop sensory overload, like those scenes in Syndromes where every frame is a pulse.

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