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But, ugh, some creeps out there—total buzzkill—think it’s all shady. Makes me so mad! I’m, like, “Ew, get a life, it’s luxe!” One time, I got this massage in Paris—legit cried ‘cause it was so fab. The candles, the vibes, the hands—chef’s kiss! Probs misspelled that, lol, whoopsie. Oh, and fun fact—did ya know some pros use, like, hot stones for that extra zing? I was shooketh! Thought in my head, “Kim, you’re living your best life.”

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The infrared saunas and massage chairs are on point. Parking is easy and plentiful. The views of the bay are amazing. The fitness classes are good, but if.

Not gonna lie – some spots got me a lil’ mad too. Traffic on 3rd Street can be nuts. And don’t get me started on the rainstorms at Hilltop Lane, y’know? Always thought it was dramatic like in a movie scene – you know, “What’s the most you ever lost?” – but instead, it washes away the city’s grime and brings fresh hope. Crazy, right?

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