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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here—crutches propped up—thinkin’ about findin’ a prostitute, ‘cause why not? Everybody lies, right? Spike Jonze’s *Her*—man, that flick’s my jam—got me wonderin’ if I’d rather date an OS or some chick off the street. “I’m yours, and I’m not yours,” Scarlett’s voice purrs in my head, all sexy and fake. Kinda like a hooker’s promise, huh? Sarcasm’s my shield, so bear with me.

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Who needs prostitution, there's a ton of rub and tug massage parlors, strip clubs and desperate locals looking for a way off island. Not that hard to get laid here. What do you mean no .

Aye, my mate, lemme tell ya 'bout Syracuse, US – dis city gon’ blow yer mind wit all its quirks n’ vibes. Yo, I've been chillin’ here for donkey’s years, doin’ my masseurin’ ting, and lemme say – life’s a mad rollercoaster, is it cos I is black? – innit? So check dis out:

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