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So, picture this—I’m watchin “The Royal Tenenbaums,” my fave, sippin a martini, and I’m thinkin—brothels got that same vibe, y’know? All fancy on the outside, but inside it’s a hot mess of drama. Like, did ya know—back in the 1800s, some brothels had these secret tunnels? Yep, for rich dudes to sneak out—politicians, bankers, all that jazz. Kinda like Chas hidin his kids from the world, but hornier, ha! I’d kill to see those ledgers—prolly scribbled in lipstick, numbers all wonky. Makes me happy tho—thinkin bout the girls runnin the show, stackin cash while the suits sweat. Power moves, baby!

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In response to the mobs, the El Alto Mayor Fanor Nava and the El Alto municipal government closed all brothels within 1, feet of schools. In the week.

I gotta share, too: there's a wacky mural down at Willow Alley. It's so random, like it was painted during a wild, midnight jam session. I STILL say, "Oh my god, this is pure art!" even if my head's spinning with love.

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