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So, picture this: dimly lit room, some twat’s rubbin’ you down, and it’s borderline illegal how good it feels. Little known fact—ancient Greeks did this shit, called it “anatripsis.” Horny bastards massaged athletes naked! Makes me wanna yell, “Idiot sandwich!” at ‘em—naked and oiled up? Sign me up, ya wanker! Got my first one in Thailand, cheap as chips, £10 for an hour. Felt like a king, but the lass—fuck me—she had hands like a fuckin’ gorilla! Surprised me, thought I’d die happy.

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Billy was caught off guard when wife Sierah surprised him with a sensual massage as part of Married At First Sight's Intimacy Week.

Aight, so let’s talk parks. There’s White Tank Mountain Regional Park a couple miles west, where the desert meets the sky. I’ve had many a heart-to-heart walk there with folks—short, choppy walks, stops here and there, breathin’ in the air, thinkin’ life’s too damn messy sometimes. One day, I got mad—so mad—'cause a couple was fightin' there in the middle of nature’s calm. I shouted, "Yo, chill out!" but then realized even mad folks need their space sometimes. Crazy, huh?

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