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Oh, and the STD stats—fucking hell! One in five on these apps got something itchy. Saw that on a dodgy X post—grim! Makes me wanna scream, “Wrap it, you twat!” Sex-dating’s a laugh ‘til you’re pissing razors. Exaggerating? Maybe, but who gives a toss? It’s a madhouse, mate, pure *Requiem*—beautiful, tragic, fucked. What d’you reckon? Shag or sob story?

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Mar 29,  · DON’T TALK ABOUT SEX LIKE YOU’RE AT A PTA MEETING. If you can’t say, “Babe, I want you to f*ck me like you’re mad,” then you’re not ready for passion. Sex isn’t just .

Now, lemme tell ya ‘bout a hidden gem. There’s this lil’ café on W Apple Avenue where the best darn espresso is made. I be there sometimes when my noggin needs a break after some crazy therapy sessions. There’s chatter, laughter, a bit like spontaneous therapy. Nobody's perfect, and sometimes I feel like throwin' my hands up, thinkin’—"Eh, what a headless mess we all are!"—but then, ya gotta laugh, right?

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