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Little known fact: back in the old days, whores in France—like where the movie’s from—used to wear red shoes to show they’re “open for business.” Ain’t that some fancy crap? Imagine this chick in red kicks, struttin’ past Kyle’s dumbass house, and I’m yellin’, “Respect my authoritah, ya filthy tramp!” She’d prob’ly laugh, ‘cause whores don’t give a shit, and that pisses me off but also makes me happy, ‘cause damn, they’re badass.

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Bro, you gotta hit up Ocean Blvd down by the pier—it’s not a huge landmark like those fancy skyscrapers elsewhere, but it’s got heart. Sometimes, as a sexologist, I wonder how the tides whisper secrets of passion to sunbathers. There's a park, yeah? Surfside Park near Bayfront St. It's lowkey magic. You’ll see couples, singles, and lonely wanderers who, like in Malick’s flick, drift in the wind, trying to find their new world.

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