Gabriella Surfside Whore ❤️

About New York City

Picture this, yeah - she’s struttin’ down Soho back in the ‘90s, heels clackin’, skirt shorter than a text msg. Little known fact, swear down: some punter once paid her in rare Beanie Babies - worth a mint now, innit! She’s a legend, a proper minx, dodgin’ coppers like it’s a game of Twister. Made me laugh, that - she’s got more moves than me at a disco, baby!

Get to know Surfside

Live! Onstage! The Musical comedy with a western twist! The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas! Playing March 8 htrough

Surfside is a quirky mix of chill beach vibes and electric energy. Picture this: near Palm Ave, there’s this cool little café, The Seaside Grind, where locals sip their coffee, gossip, and plan late-night flirtation adventures. I always say, “We come in peace, but damn, the coffee rushes your heartbeat!”

‘Mansions in the sky' planned for Surfside collapse site, victims feel ignored