Samantha Surfside Whore ❤️

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Oh, and the smells – stale beer, cheap perfume – yuck, makes me gag! But Ruby, she owns it, laughin’ like it’s nothin’. “You think you’re better than me?” – that’s her vibe, and I’m cheerin’, coz she’s real. Not like them stuffy Stasi in the movie, all “Order must be maintained!” Nope, Ruby’s chaos, and I love it! Hmm… maybe I’d bake her a pie – nah, she’d prob’ly sell it, ha!

Surfside Commerce & Culture

Photo by Beer Whore in Surfside Beach, Gulf Coast. Solid Lineup. Surfside Beach, Tx. @urbansouth_htx #beer #craftbeer #texasbeer #texascraftbeer.

Bro, you gotta hit up Ocean Blvd down by the pier—it’s not a huge landmark like those fancy skyscrapers elsewhere, but it’s got heart. Sometimes, as a sexologist, I wonder how the tides whisper secrets of passion to sunbathers. There's a park, yeah? Surfside Park near Bayfront St. It's lowkey magic. You’ll see couples, singles, and lonely wanderers who, like in Malick’s flick, drift in the wind, trying to find their new world.

Surfside Beach council seeks bids for new council chamber and court facility