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So, erotic-massage—fancy term for rubbin’ and tuggin’, yeah? Been around forever, like ancient Rome levels of freaky. Rich dudes back then had slaves oil ‘em up, probably lied about it being “therapeutic.” Ha! Same crap today—some chick in a dim room, candles flickering, whispering, “Just relax, bro.” Relax my ass, I’m over here wondering if she’s judging my hairy back. Pro tip: those “happy ending” rumors? Mostly bullshit, but everybody lies, so who knows?

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