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Avast, matey! So, sex-datin’, eh? Picture this, me swabbin’ the deck o’ life, lookin’ fer a fine lass—or lad, no judgin’—through them cursed apps. Tinder, Bumble, arrgh, it’s a bloody mess! Like Brandon in *Shame*, I’m chasin’ that high, that rush, y’know? “I find you disgusting,” he’d say, starin’ in the mirror, and I get it, savvy? Sex-datin’s a rum-soaked game—swipe, swipe, ghost! Makes me madder’n a kraken with a toothache.

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all this makes me feel mad sometimes – mad at injustice in the world – but also super happy and calm when those little moments hit like a warm hug. like that time i sat down on the steps of the old library on Market Street, and a little kid started telling me wild theories about aliens. i laughed so hard i nearly choked on my soda. that's the vibe here – spontaneous, raw, and real.

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