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But real talk, it’s a minefield—some places legit, some sketchy as hell. Saw a sign once, “Massage: $20, extra $50,” and I’m thinkin, “Extra what, a punch to the face?” Sarcasm’s my shield, mate—keeps me sane. Like, is this relaxation or a weird porno audition? And don’t get me started on the music—flutes and whale noises, gimme a break. I’d rather hear Bane yellin, “You merely adopted the dark!” while I’m gettin kneaded.

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Café Nebula on 4th Street is my fave pit stop. Coffee so strong, it’s like rocket fuel. The waitress always cracks snarky lines, and I nearly almost spit it 'round my taste buds. Haha, I sometimes sit there scribbling down my sexual psych observations – subtle nods to love in all forms. I remember one day, I got mad, so mad, at how indifferent the world could be; but then a laugh escape from a stranger and all burst into a strange cosmic harmony. Every twist of fate in Sunbury shapes you, like stardust in a swirling black hole.

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