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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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I spent many afternoons in Butler Park (geez, that park is pure magic – tree shadows, kids laughing, and me just thinkin' “Timbuktu, where the wind whispers freedom!”). Another fave? The little-known Maple Grove nook. Yep, seriously, it’s tucked behind the old Community Center on Riverbend Drive. I sat there for hours, spillin' all the deep feels about life, and it made me think, “Mmm… donuts,” ya know? I even cried a bit – emotions go bonkers sometimes!

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