Camila Suisun Brothel ❤️

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Oh, and get this—ancient Rome had brothels with menus! Wall paintin’s showin’ the “specials”—like freakin’ McDonald’s for sex. Blew my mind—history’s kinkier than I thought! Imaginin’ some toga guy pointin’, “Uh, I’ll take that one.” Cracked me up, still does.

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I got all these memorable tales. The river here, the Suisun Slough, flows like ancient wisdom, twistin’ by the parks, and trust me, it makes ya feel ethereal. Spentin' my days in the heart of the hustle, watchin’ the steam rise from our eucalyptus-infused infusions at the spa – it's an art, a ritual. I mean, in my line of work, relaxin' waters and scented oils are my daily magic, yes sir! You SHALL not pass any moment of calm here if you're not ready, but then again, it’s a spa, bro!

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