Lily Sturgeon Bay Whore ❤️

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Well, shoot, y’all! Git-R-Done! I’m a tractor drivin’ fool, and I got thots on this “whore” bizness. Ain’t talkin’ no farm equipment neither—talkin’ the oldest gig in town! Watched *Melancholia* last night, that Lars von Trier fella got me all twisted up, thinkin’ ‘bout life, death, and whores. “This is the end of the world!”—that’s what Kirsten Dunst hollered, and I reckon a whore’s life feels like that some days, huh? Doom comin’ down like a big ol’ planet smashin’ yer tractor shed!

Mary Alice Hooker

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The city's vibe be like a wild river flow; ya got the Sturgeon River rollin’ through downtown, makin’ waves that hit ya soft like my finest aromatherapy oils. I cruised on the river last summer, sun blazin’, wind in my hair, and thought, "This is what it's all about, dog – life’s a movie, and I'm just a scene in this flick." The views on Old Mill Road? Straight up mind-blowin’! Got these dope sunsets that remind me of that deep line in Leviathan, "The world is as hard as we make it, so why not ride the waves?" Dang, truth.

SS Badger to undergo repairs in Sturgeon Bay ahead of sailing season