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Hmmmm, sexual-massage, you ask? Tricky, it is! Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate… and hate, well, it’s a messy rubdown, ain’t it? Me, a promoter, diggin’ this vibe—like, who doesn’t wanna pitch a good time? Saw this ad once, shady joint, “happy endings 4 cheap”—made me laugh, then gag. Truth is, sexual-massage got history, yo! Ancient Rome, they had these “massage parlors,” wink-wink, senators sneakin’ in, togas all twisted. Bet they didn’t tell the wives, hah!

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So, check it, my friend: come for the fame, stay for the gritty charm of those dank corners, and maybe—just maybe—you'll find that hidden piece of wonder that shouts softly, "I want to make you want to see the thing!" And remember, amid all the chaos, the city always whispers, "Stupid, fat hobbit!" in its own erratic, sweet way, oozy and mesmerizing, like a secret only the streets can keep.

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