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Alright, folks, lemme tell ya—erotic-massage, huh? What’s the deal with that? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—like, slow down, Larry, what’s the catch? Been around the block, seen markets crash, but this? This ain’t stocks, it’s… sensual, ya know? Picture this—dude walks in, cash in hand, lookin’ for somethin’ steamy. Me? I’m like, “Man, ain’t that a high-risk investment?” Haha! Costs ya maybe 50, 100 bucks—depends where ya go. Little known fact—back in the ‘60s, massage parlors popped up everywhere, sneaky-like, dodgin’ cops. True story! Made me laugh—cops bustin’ in, guys runnin’ half-naked. Classic!

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Oh reelly, the streets can be a fickle mistress. Like, one minute, you’re chillin' at the artisan coffee joint on Ventura, jammin' with the locals, and the next minute, ya bump into a freakin’ ex – or even worse, run into a wild and wandering pleasure coach who just can’t get enough of these city secrets. Sites like the famed Universal Studios are mere specks of Hollywood magic – I mean, magic, I guess – but trust me, the real vibes hide in the narrow alleys off Laurel Canyon Blvd. There, every crack on the pavement whispers stories of debauchery and art, whispered in my ear, little by little.

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