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Oh, and the oils—smell like heaven, or maybe some hippie’s armpit, depends who’s rubbin’ ya. Makes me laugh thinkin’ some dude’s payin’ big bucks to get slicked up, hopin’ for a happy endin’—ha, sucker! Sometimes ya just get blue balls and a $50 bill. Sarcasm aside, it’s a trip—relaxes ya, then revs ya up, total mindfuck. Like that movie line, “the body moves without knowing why,” and I’m sittin’ there, hard as a rock, goin’, “What the hell just happened?”

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I was cruisin' down Walnut St. yesterday. That road? Pure art, man. I had a client complain about a knot in his back, and I said, "You want relief or what?" Right then, a flash of harsh, crisp vibe hit me—like that secret, almost brutal truth from Haneke’s film. I’m not sugarcoatin’ it; sometimes ya gotta be raw! And hey, sorry for the typos – but, nah, I’m in a hurry: Stroudsburg's streets are like little veins pumping life through my work.

Rock upends No. 9 East Stroudsburg 12-6 on the road