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I got plumb tickled thinkin’ ‘bout this one time – heard tell of a fella in France, 1800s, called it “massage sensuel,” sneaky devil charged extra for “happy endins’,” got folks whisperin’ in parlors! Ain’t that a hoot? Makes me wanna holler, “Well slap my knee, that’s slicker’n a greased pig!” But dang it, what fries my taters is them prudes actin’ like it’s dirty – c’mon now, it’s just hands makin’ magic, releasin’ tension! Y’all ever tried it? Feels like – whooee – yer soul’s floatin’ outta yer skin.

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Now, check it: my fave spot? The Stroudsburg River Trail by the Delaware Water Gap. It’s where you can clear your head, see the water gurglin’ like secrets spillin’ out. And yeppers, I even met some characters there who reminded me of scenes from "The White Ribbon": silence in the breeze, mystery in the whispers… and that eerie calm – just like that movie. I get angry sometimes, too, like when a client leaves me cut off “don’t push your luck” sort of rude remark, reminding me that things ain't always sweet.

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