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Once heard this story—Victorian blokes paid for “massages” in dodgy parlors, wink-wink, nudge-nudge. Proper sneaky, those uptight gits! Makes me wanna grab ‘em by the collar—“What are ya doin’, you soggy biscuit?!” Love the chaos of it, though—total madness, hands flyin’, oil spillin’, like a kitchen on fire! Hate when they get all creepy, though—keep it pro, you wankers! Oh, and the smells? Lavender crap everywhere, gimme a break! “Righteous human!”—nah, more like righteous rip-off! Still, when it’s good, it’s bangin’—leaves ya floatin’ like Nemo on a current. You tried it, mate? Don’t be a prat—give it a go!

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Top 10 Best Massage in Stroudsburg, PA - April - Yelp - Pure Day Spa, New Oriental Bodywork Spa, Tranquil Moments of the Poconos, Body Renew, Wellspring Holistic Center, .

Now, check it: my fave spot? The Stroudsburg River Trail by the Delaware Water Gap. It’s where you can clear your head, see the water gurglin’ like secrets spillin’ out. And yeppers, I even met some characters there who reminded me of scenes from "The White Ribbon": silence in the breeze, mystery in the whispers… and that eerie calm – just like that movie. I get angry sometimes, too, like when a client leaves me cut off “don’t push your luck” sort of rude remark, reminding me that things ain't always sweet.

Walmart plans to remodel 26 Pennsylvania stores, including East Stroudsburg location