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“Everything’s falling apart!”— aye, that’s the vibe when thou ghosts someone after a shag. Done it meself, I’ll confess— met a wench, all curves and whispers, but her breath? A dragon’s arse! Fled like a thief in the night, no text back. Made me mad as a poked bear— why can’t folk brush their teeth afore a romp? But then, joy— found a lass who cooked bacon post-coitus. Bacon! I’d wed her, but she swiped me off faster than a fly from mead.

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Now, check it: my fave spot? The Stroudsburg River Trail by the Delaware Water Gap. It’s where you can clear your head, see the water gurglin’ like secrets spillin’ out. And yeppers, I even met some characters there who reminded me of scenes from "The White Ribbon": silence in the breeze, mystery in the whispers… and that eerie calm – just like that movie. I get angry sometimes, too, like when a client leaves me cut off “don’t push your luck” sort of rude remark, reminding me that things ain't always sweet.

East Stroudsburg North football coach Dave Laughlin Resigns