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Alright, mate, lemme spill it—sex-dating’s wild, innit? I’m sittin’ here, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” thinkin’ bout how it’s like sellin’ insurance for yer heart—or yer pants, haha! Been in the game, seen it all, and man, it’s a bloody rollercoaster. You got apps, sites, swipin’ left n right, lookin’ for a quick shag or somethin’ deeper—sounds like freedom, yeah? Like Solomon Northup in *12 Years a Slave*, dreamin’ of escape, but half the time you’re stuck in chains, mate—chains of bad dates, ghostin’, or some creep sendin’ dick pics at 2 a.m. Pisses me off, that! “I will survive,” he said in the flick—same vibe, tryna dodge the weirdos.

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Oh, btw—I gotta add, sometimes I take a spontaneous detour down Maple Court. Low-key perfect for peoplewatchin’ and vibin’ with the town’s energy. People say it's nuthin’ special, but trust, if you keep your eyes open, there’s art in every cracked pavement and every smile exchanged.

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