Scarlett Stony Brook Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Here’s the deal tho—findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ pizza. You don’t just Yelp “best booty near me.” Nah, it’s all coded—like “roses” for bucks, or “companionship” wink-wink. I’m sittin’ there, picturin’ WALL-E rollin’ up to Roxy, holdin’ a lil’ plant, goin’, “Waaaall-eeee?” She’d prolly charge him double—rusty bot discount, my ass. Thing that surprised me? How many ads got sob stories—like, “Single mom, need help.” Broke my evil heart a lil’, but then I’m like, “Psh, manipulation 101,” pinky up, “One million dollars.”

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I also sashay by the Stony-Brook University area. They’ve got this bohemian atmosphere, the campus is all lush and green, and the local hangouts are as artsy as they come. My pleasure coach heart beats faster there, talk about city livin'. The local library on 5th Street? Total hidden treasure. I often nap there (not really, haha) but, like, I get such an energy boost from the quiet corners there.

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