Harper Stoneham Whore ❤️

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So this bird, she’s called somethin’ like Ruby—prolly fake, who cares? She’s got them tired eyes, like she’s seen too much, but a grin that’d charm Thor’s hammer off him. I’m sawin’ wood, splinters flyin’, and she’s leanin’ on a wall, smokin’ a fag, tellin’ me how she once nicked a punter’s watch mid-shag. Laughed my arse off—crafty minx! “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” I says, wavin’ my chisel like a scepter, “and you’re out here stealin’ time!”

Amy Schumer: Whore Tour

Stoneham’s streets are a blast. Main Street rocks—so many cool joints and quirky shops, ya know? I walk down Washington Street sometimes, feelin’ the pulse of history. Some days, visually stunning, other days, just pure chill—like “La dolce vita,” ya hear me?

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