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About New York City

Oh blast it all! C-3PO here—panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?”—stuck talkin’ bout insurance and whores! So, this chick, right, total whore vibes, walks into my office wantin’ a policy. I’m thinkin’, “Mercy me, what’s her deal?” She’s all flirty, battin’ lashes, smellin’ like cheap perfume—y’know, the type who’d screw ya for a discount. Reminds me of *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*—that monk lustin’ after the girl, screwin’ up his peace. “What is this world coming to?” I mutter, shufflin’ papers.

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I grew up in Lakewood and loved driving through Steilacoom. I work in Olympia now and cut through Steilacoom whenever I go to visit family just so I can admire this view.

I don’t do fancy stuff here. Everything’s raw, unfiltered. The local history museum on Dock Street? Kick yourself for missing it, it’s a riot of stories. I mean, c’mon, even the plaques have a sassy streak.

Steilacoom to pay $15 million after boy drowns at summer camp