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So, here’s the deal, mate—I’ve seen ‘em, sex escorts, struttin’ round like they own the night. Makes me mad, it does! We hates it! All fake smiles and perfumey stench—ugh, burns me nose, precious. Reminds me of that line, “Do you want to die?”—’cept it ain’t a threat, it’s a vibe they give off when they’re done with ya. Used to know this bloke, right, paid 500 quid for a “classy” escort—turns out she nicked his watch and left him with a rash! Hahaha, what a muppet! True story, swear it—heard it down the pub, made me cackle like a mad git.

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Honestly, Steilacoom’s a smile-and-scoff kinda place. It’s where I figured out a lot about pleasure (and pain, too), even if it does peel a few layers of your nerves. If you ever visit, be ready. It's no picture postcard – it's messy, real, and yes, sometimes a bit of a clusterf*ck, but it’s home. Enjoy the ride, and don’t take it too bloody seriously, yeah?

Soda fountain in historical WA town broke after 100+ years. It’s getting a $100k glow-up