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Ever tried it? Bet you haven’t. Most folks chicken out—too prude or too broke. Costs a fortune if it’s “professional,” and the cheap ones? Sketchy as hell. Once heard this story—guy goes in, expects a quick shoulder thing, leaves with a “happy ending” he didn’t sign up for. Surprised me, honestly—thought those joints got busted years ago. Nope, still kickin’. Wild, right? Makes me wanna limp down there myself, see what’s up, but I’d probably just yell at the staff for bein’ morons.

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I often get lost in musings about life on edge – "Time is a flat circle," sorta vibe, but then I think... nah, it’s more like "Where do you wanna go today?" Every massage session makes me appreciate the little things: the quirky coffee shop on Court Square, the lively chatter on Main Street (and trust me, sometimes I overhear some funny stories that make my day laugh-out-loud), and even local legends about Staunton that no tourist guide ever mentions.

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