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Angry? Yeah, I get proper fumin’ when blokes judge ‘em—hypocrites, the lot! Happy? Mate, I’m buzzin’ when I hear stories of escorts outsmartin’ sleazy gits. Surprised? Bleedin’ hell, found out some work in pairs for safety—smart as a whip, that! Reminds me of that *White Ribbon* bit, “The truth is unbearable,” innit? Truth is, they’re hustlin’ harder than me at a team-buildin’ retreat!

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I gotta be honest, sometimes this city baffles me. Srsly, the traffic on S. Main on a Saturday? Mad frustrating! And yet, every twist and turn gives me a story. I mean, isn’t life a bit like that crazy film “Melancholia”? One moment, blissfully serene, next moment, full of chaos and wonder. “Everything changes” is practically the town motto round here, a bit repetitive, a bit unpredictable.

Nonna’s Garage to host the Statesboro Vintage Market on Sunday