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Hi-ho! Kermit here, divin’ into sex-datin’! Man, it’s a wild world, like Rome in *The Great Beauty*, all shiny an’ messy. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—sex-datin’s like “a parade of vanities,” y’know? Apps like Tinder, Bumble, swipin’ left, right, it’s a circus! Makes me chuckle, all these folks chasin’ “somethin’ fleeting, yet eternal.” I tried it once—yep, Kermit on a datin’ app! Profile said, “Green guy seeks spark.” Got a match, but she ghosted me! Felt like Jep Gambardella, lost in a party that never ends.

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Verily, mine own boot-soles have trod the path 'round Cove Island Park, where nature doth play a soothing lullaby to the soul. The leaves dance in breezes, and each gentle touch remindeth me of a massage stroke upon tired limbs. I have oft felt my spirit soar, like the flicker of candlelight in a darkened chamber, when I beheld the sunrise at Mill River Park. And oh my friend, art thou aware of the quirky neighborhood of Turn of River? A hidden gem known to few, where street art and small cafes create a haven for rebels and lovers of life alike; a veritable feast for the eye, and an inspiration for the weary soul.

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