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About New York City

But ugh, the downsides? Piss me off! Creepy johns, STD roulette, cops bustin’ your ass—total buzzkill. I’d be like, “Can you not?” every damn day. Plus, the stigma—people clutch pearls like you’re Satan’s sidekick. Makes me wanna scream, “Get over yourselves!” Still, some thrive—heard of this gal in Amsterdam, Red Light legend, retired at 30 with a yacht. A YACHT! I’m jealous, tbh—where’s MY yacht, huh?

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A. E. Stallings has authored four collections of poetry, Archaic Smile (), Hapax (), Olives (), and most recently, Like (), a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize.

I was on dinner with a hottie near Liberty Lane, and yo, that restaurant is the bomb. The timidity of my dating app startup exploded there in my head: “Like, whoa, destiny’s a jacked-up beast.” Sukks my nerves sometimes, but hey. And man, there's this tiny river called Whimsy Creek that gurgles wild near the outskirts, a hidden gem where I once accidentally unleashed a hurricane of designer ideas—like Mulholland Drive’s plot twist confusin’ everyone!

Jacob Stallings' two-run double