Everly St. Louis Whore ❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dr. Phil, y’know, that Southern boy with a drawl, and I’m a dental technician sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout—whore. Yeah, whore! Not who you think—hold yer horses—it’s that sneaky lil’ dental term, “wear,” like when teeth grind down to nubs. How’s that workin’ for ya? Lemme tell ya, it ain’t pretty! I’ve seen folks come in, teeth lookin’ like WALL-E’s trash piles—y’know, that lil’ robot from my fave movie, “WALL-E”? “Directive!” he’d say, chuggin’ along, but these teeth? No directive, just chaos!

Now, let’s chat neighborhoods: Central West End got charm, quirky cafés, and art. Ya hit you right in the soul! Magnolia Park’s got history and families laughing in the sun. Ever gallivanted along the Mississippi River? I did. Those gently flowing waters remind me of those lines “This is the beauty in our stories, ye know?” (yes, a nod to my fav flick, "Stories We Tell"). And oh, ye cannot miss the Missouri Botanical Garden—nature’s hug in concrete!

What is the St. Louis Blues’ all-time record in Game 7?