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About Dallas

So, here’s the deal—findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ pizza. Gotta know the spots, the shady corners. Like, back in ’89, Springfield had this wild bust—cops nabbed 20 girls by the old tire yard. History, man! Makes me laugh, tho—imagine Chief Wiggum tryin’ to cuff ‘em, trippin’ over his gut. Eat my shorts, ya donut-muncher!

I drink, I know things, like old Tyrion would say. Each street, each park reminds me: families structure our days with love, pain, joy. Typing now, reflection hits: “Our lives are but a medley of stories.” Reminds me of that movie—so freakin’ poignant. You walk these streets—the quirks, the flawed beauty—they all whisper secrets and half-told tales.

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