Sienna Springs Whore ❤️❤️

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Hiii, honey, lemme tell ya bout this chick – whoooore, nasal as hell, right outta Queens! I’m sittin here, choppin meat, thinkin – this broad’s a real piece’a work, y’know? Like, she’s out there, struttin, makin bank, and I’m over here slicin pork butt! Hahaha, that laugh, oy vey, it’s me, Fran the Butcher, baby!

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“I'm a whore when I'm single and I think people think that I'm just gonna be like a whore. And I'm not!” - Gibberish that makes %.

So, dude, there's this street, Maple & Oak—okay, no, it's Maple Street, but fuhgeddaboudit! This place is dope. I often chill near the old Springs River. Boo-yah! And hey, I even work near the zen-like calm of Central Park (not the NYC one – our own little gem here, bruh). I love massaging folks under the big, shady bin trees. One day, I had a client who said, "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" and, like, I couldn't even, man… it just made me laugh and think!

Pioneer Days roll into High Springs this weekend