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About Houston

So, brothels, man, dey’re old as dirt. Been around since forever, like in ancient Rome—dey had lupanars, fancy word for whorehouses! Little known fact: dey painted dirty pics on da walls to, uh, advertise da “menu.” Wild, huh? Imagine dat—walkin’ in, seein’ a wall screamin’, “Dis is what ya get!” Like Joy sayin’, “Isn’t this fun?” while Anger’s like, “Disgustin’, burn it down!”

Zara…HERE NOW!

I’ve been callin’ this city home for years, and every day feels a mishmash of art, chaos, and LOVE. Life’s unpredictable, you see, as zany as a Wes Anderson film. "Keep your hands off my lobby!"—witty, huh? It’s like, every corner, every quirky street has its secret.

Water rates could triple for some SVL residents