Hannah Spring Lake Park Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Back in old times—think medieval, dirty streets—whores were everywhere, dodgin’ church rules. Fun fact: some kings banged ‘em, then paid ‘em to shut up. Sneaky like Remy stealin’ crumbs! Made me laugh, dude—royals actin’ holy but nah, they’re freaky. Hypocrisy pisses me off, ya feel? Like, own it, bro!

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The park, oh dear, Spring Lake Park (that’s the namesake!) is simply, simply dreamy – shady paths, a quiet river, and cute benches where old couples chat about days gone by. I often wander there after work, givin’ massages near shady corners, almost as if I’m part of the scene, ya know? Haha, sometimes I even daydream of tracks sliding under the piano keys that echo the Coen brothers’ vibe. "Mmm... oh, it’s like losing yourself in an old song," I muse.

Bison calves bring joy to Spring Lake Park Reserve in Dakota County