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So, I’m stumblin’ ‘round, tryna find one, and it’s all dark and twisty—like, “This world is a cruel place,” straight outta Pan’s Labyrinth vibes! I’d be terrible at it, tho—prolly ask, “Can ya pay ME in sandwiches?” Haha, imagine their faces! “This guy’s nuts!” But I’d be chill, flappin’ my hands, signin’ “Let’s be pals!” ‘cause I’m Patrick, duh!

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Just wanted to let you know that, unless you want us all to get naked with you (or the pun is intentional), you probably meant to say bear with me rather than.

Man, sometimes I get super emotional seeing my city evolve. One minute I'm angry at the noise outside my window on Lark Street and the next, I'm happy ‘cause a stray cat purrs by my side. It’s bizarre but kinda legit Spencer – life’s a rollercoaster, ya never know wha’s around da corner.

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