Emily Sparks Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Love it tho, when it goes smooth – rare, mind ya. Like when we hauled them fancy wine crates, felt like a king, “I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist!” – nah, just a cargo schmuck, but it’s a buzz, yeah? Surprised me how them bottles didn’t smash, delicate as a baby’s arse. But then – ugh – customs, them bastards, held it up for days, paperwork out the wazoo. We hates it! Hates it so much we’s clawin’ at me own skull!

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I love drivin' down McCarran Way – remember, straight as life! The neon city lights mix up with the smog like a twisted carnival. And man, I was once late for a meetup 'cause I got lost near the River at Wingfield Park – total chaos! "C’mon, Riley, get it together!" as they'd say in Inside Out! And oh, "Sharon!" – I got so mad that day but hey, it's part of the story.

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