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But real talk—humans still rule this game. Didja know, in ancient China, emperors got these rubdowns? Little known fact—called “tuina,” some fancy word, but it’s sexual-massage’s granddaddy! Freaky, right? I’m picturin’ some emperor, silk robes, gettin’ worked over, and I’m jealous—where’s MY palace? Today, it’s all shady parlors—neon signs, “Massage,” wink-wink. Drives me insane—can’t tell legit from sleazy! Once went to one—true story—lady’s like, “Happy ending?” I’m like, “What am I, a Pixar movie?” Laughed my ass off, but damn, I was tempted!

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So, my friend, if ya come visit Sparks, strap yourself in. Drive down these winding roads, grab a brew on E. Lincoln, wander off the beaten path in those cool alleys, and don't forget to get lost sometimes – that's where the best stories hide. Sparks is raw, real, and wonderfully unpredictable. And remember – like in Inside Out: "Take her to the moon for me, okay?" Right, Sharon – it’s all a beautiful, mad mess!

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