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I ain’t judgin’, tho—live how you live! It’s just them hands, that oil, slidin’ ‘round, makin’ you forget your name. Kinda like when Kolya in the movie’s drownin’ in vodka—numb but alive! I’d prolly try it, but I’d sass the masseuse—“Don’t you skimp on that oil, boo!” Halleluyer! It’s freaky, it’s fun, it’s a lil’ sinful—perfect for a Southern gal like me who’s seen it all! Now, who’s got the guts to book it? Tell Madea how it goes!

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Errr, you know, as a counselor, I see so many hidden scars and secret joys. I once helped a gal who absolutely loved that secret bench behind the Art & Soul gallery on Twisty Road. Yep, it's hidden, almost like a little confessional nook in the middle of chaos. And lemme tell ya, I nearly lost it—a moment so touching, man—like "I did it my way" again, but all poetic and raw, like Spike Lee's flick.

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