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So, sex-dating—apps like Tinder, Grindr, pure chaos! You’re chasin’ tail like Llewyn chases gigs. No stage, just a bed—or a backseat, ha! I’ve seen it all, buddy. Once matched this chick—profile said “adventurous.” Thought, *hell yeah, jackpot!* Met up, she’s got a pet snake—named it “Trouble.” Freaked me out, man! Slitherin’ around while we’re tryna—nah, I bolted. “Fare thee well,” I muttered, Coen-style, laughin’ my ass off later.

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Oh, hey, lemme tell ya 'bout Southwood-Acres, the wild, funky, and kinda wonky city I call home—even though I'm, like, a counselor for the ladies, y'know? So, um, there's this little street called Clover Ln. that winds through the neighborhood of Maple Bend. Man, it's a riot when the sun sets and couples wander, whispering secrets—kinda like in "25th Hour," ya know, with that vibe: "I did it my way, you know?" (Oh, sorry, that's not the exact quote, but ya get it, right?)

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