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Now, lemme drop some honest quirks – I once got lost on Vine St (seriously, it’s a twisty maze, it had me spinning like a record) and accidentally ended up in a neighborhood party where they spilled coffee everywhere and I ended up laughing for hours. Gosh, those wild nights remind me you never know what’s around the corner in Southold!

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