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What gets me goin’—the nerve of it all! People judgin’ escorts like they’re holier-than-thou. Makes me wanna scream! I’m over here, yellin’ at my TV, “You ever try datin’ in LA? It’s a nightmare!” Escorts are just cuttin’ through the BS—straight to the point, like Viggo smashin’ that guy’s nose in the diner scene. No small talk, no “how’s the weather”—just, “Here’s the deal, pal.” Efficient! I respect it! But then—then!—you got the creeps who ruin it. Sleazy dudes actin’ like they own ‘em. That pisses me off. I’m like, “Joey, how’s it feel to be a monster?”—y’know, that line from the movie? Fits perfect.

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I gotta spill, ya know my fave spot is that hidden little cafe just off Main, where the folks are super chill and you can catch the city’s vibe in every single sip. I swear sometimes, in that mellow hum drippin’ from the cafe, I hear the city say, “Take a breath, let love flow,” just like inside Out’s cheerful pep talk. And honestly, I love that, it makes me all warm and gooey inside!

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