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Downside? Can’t talk about it easy—mates get judgy. “Oh, Dr. Evil’s a perv now?” Screw ‘em, they’re missin’ out. Oh, and the oil—sticky as hell, ruined my cape once. Laughed my ass off tho—imagine me, evil genius, slippin’ around like a greased pig! Anyway, sexual-massage—treat yerself, but don’t overpay, or I’ll send Mini-Me after ‘em!

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provides convenient, on-site Table Massage in the comfort and privacy of your own home Wendy Massage also provides on-site Chair / Event massage for your office, spa party, .

So, lemme tell ya… There's this spot—oh, sorry—this little, hidden gem called Breezy Pines Park. I swear, it’s like you're in a fever dream sometimes, ya know? Trees swayin’ gently... birds chirpin’ like they got no worries. I had a client once, right? We were gabbin’, and he goes, "I’m not crazy, you’re crazy!"—just like in that movie, A Serious Man! (I mean, really, man.) And I, I almost fell off my chair (well, nearly).

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