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So, what’s the deal? It’s all oils, dim lights, weird moans floatin’ through walls. Supposed to “relax” ya. Relax? I’m tense thinkin’ bout it! Some gal in a bathrobe slidin’ hands where they don’t belong—nah, keep yer mitts off me. Heard a story tho, back in ’89, this logger I knew, big fella, got an erotic-massage after choppin’ trees all day. Said it fixed his back *and* his soul. Soul? Gimme a break. “Blessed be the mind too small for doubt,” I growled—movie line again. Guy was dumber than a bagga hammers, but he swore by it.

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Now, lemme tell ya 'bout the folks & spots. There’s this old dive bar on Oak near 9th, real dive-y but with a heart like a warm hug. I often strike up chat with the regulars – talk about our fave Tarantino lines “Now, I’m a mushroom-cloud-layin’ motherf—”, oh wait – careful now, gotta keep it PG, hehe. But seriously, the locals got character! It’s messy and imperfect but real.

One person in the hospital after crash involving motorcycle and another vehicle in South Park